UFO Company Response!

 Hello ladies and gentlemen, I speak to you now as a representative of Griffith Enterprizes.  Due to recent world events the enterprise has deemed it necessary to authorize a response to various threats to ongoing security operations around North America that would seem to have global impact.  I am speaking of course of the highly anomalous, unusual, and illegal operations that have breached the airspace of the United States and Canada in the last week.  This was preceded by the destruction of an identified Chinese weather balloon based craft the previous week that had crossed the width of America.  The subject of the identified Chinese craft is not the concern of this post other than to say that foreign aerial surveillance of the U.S.A. is entirely unacceptable to Griffith Enterprizes.  However, the new issue has arisen of three reportedly unidentified objects being engaged and destroyed over the U.S.A. and Canada by USAF jets over the course of three consecutive days in the last week.  As of this moment, no report has been made on the nature of the creators and operators of these craft, and no human organization or Terran government entity, has claimed responsibility or reported a connection.  Many have suggested that these illegal craft which were behaving quite strangely in civilian airspace were simply more weather balloons.  However, in the case of the first balloon it was definitely known and reported to be a weather balloon.  So far the other craft have remained unidentified to the general public.  This post is not meant to assert that these craft were of extraterrestrial origin however at this point Griffith Enterprises must admit that to be a possibility.  Simply put, the explanation that these beings simply wanted to watch the Super Bowl will not suffice.  This company has undergone a rigorous systems check since these incidents and it would be found that all systems are once again functioning normally.  The health of and connection to the greater satellite network has been found to be intact and operational.  No assets have been lost and no systems have gone critical.  As this check has been conducted we can now account for 72 hours of no more incidents such as this.  For this reason, we as a company are recommending a return to normal business and personal operations with a greater focus on alertness and preparedness.  The soldiers, sailors, and airmen who engaged in the destruction of these unknown and unmanned vehicles are to be thanked for their service, and if there is any way that Griffith Enterprizes may assist in unraveling this mystery through the careful application of data then it would be most willing to help.  Thank you everyone once again for your time.