UFO Company Response!
Hello ladies and gentlemen, I speak to you now as a representative of Griffith Enterprizes. Due to recent world events the enterprise has deemed it necessary to authorize a response to various threats to ongoing security operations around North America that would seem to have global impact. I am speaking of course of the highly anomalous, unusual, and illegal operations that have breached the airspace of the United States and Canada in the last week. This was preceded by the destruction of an identified Chinese weather balloon based craft the previous week that had crossed the width of America. The subject of the identified Chinese craft is not the concern of this post other than to say that foreign aerial surveillance of the U.S.A. is entirely unacceptable to Griffith Enterprizes. However, the new issue has arisen of three reportedly unidentified objects being engaged and destroyed over the U.S.A. and Canada by USAF jets over the course of thre...